LA BATTAGLIA FINALE COMINCIA!
Bernardi is DEAD! Maximum has the ASTEROID! Now they are OUTSIDE! All sorts of intense things are occurring now folks. When you strike down a man's personal professor, you better be ready for that man to go 8 shades of crazy and proceed to rip you and everyone you know into tiny pieces to place in a small glass bowl in his bathroom. A Vendetta Potpourri if you will. If that man is an Italian SPIDERman, you'll be lucky to even end up in a bowl. Maximum, you are going down. Supposedly.
ITALIAN SPIDERMAN EPISODE 9
Cliffhangers are the only remaining bastion of childlike excitement. Remember when you were 6 and couldn't sleep the night before christmas, or your birthday, or your bar mitzva? You won't find that level of nervous anticipation anywhere else in your adult life than right here people, right now. Will Italian Spiderman be able to overcome a Landrover-load of henchgoons? Sure, probably - he's already taken down that many guys on a number of occasions - but let's not get ahead of ourselves. Santa may throw a complete curve ball and not bring any toys at all. What if Santa only brings the pain?
Don't worry, Italian Spiderman will kill Santa.
INSIDE THE DRAGON
Production Photo: A Landrover, series 3 short wheelbase w/ optional Henchgoons.
As an extra special treat celebrating the final two epic episodes (epicsodes?), we present to you the 3rd piece of genius in a series of genius.
Comic Cover: stunningly created by our own personal Ghandi: Danilo Beyruth
Danilo's blog: http://www.evilking.net
We love you Danilo. We put our lips to our palms and blow you a romantic internet kiss. Look out, there's tongue in there...
ONLY ONE MORE EPISODE LEFT IN ITALIAN SPIDERMAN PART ONE!
What will you do without your weekly hit of Italian Spideraction? Die I bet.
This coming final episode will hurt your brain with it's epic epic-ness.
Stay tuned Italian Spiderlovers, for
ITALIAN SPIDERMAN PART ONE FINALE!
NEXT WEEK - JULY 24!
UPDATE: Fixed my retarded miss-naming of Landrover. I'm sorry Mr Rover. Always feel free to correct me when I've made some mistake folks. Sure you'll be banned from the internet and everyone will hate you forever, but won't you feel smart!