Welcome to ExpositionLand. I, as mayor of this fine city, bid you a safe passage through our occasionally dangerous terrain of intrigue and explanation. Did I mention I am also a scientist? That's right, mayor AND scientist. Watch out ladies, I'll inform you that not getting enough sliced ham can cause cancer, then raise your taxes, ALL IN ONE DATE.
A quick scientific equation;
Italian Spiderman + Science / babes x old men - the smell =
Italian Spiderman Episode 4
SCIENTASTIC! Now sit back, relax and be gleeful in the notion that you now know what the film is about plot-wise.
Also, I should probably start saying - just for all you animal lovers out there - no animals were harmed in the making
of this scene. Most went blind though. Who knew playful eye-gouging affected animals?
INSIDE THE DRAGON
Movie Poster: Professor Bernardi intensely doing the sciences
Actor Assembly Photo: The Dude, The Dr, The Dame. Triple D
Franco, Carmine e Caitlin
Photograph by Lucy Spartalis
Keep your eyes open and your ears free from cats, Italian Spiderfans!
Episode 5 hits you like a mass of bones and meat in the shape of a fist next week, June 19th!